Volleyball
Volleyball
Aug/17/08 16:15
Watching the Olympics today, and I'm just wondering,
WTF is up with volleyball? What's with all the
fucking hugs and ass pats and high-fives?! Is pro
volleyball that fucking hard on your morale, that you
need all your teammates to come to your fucking aid
and pick you up out of the dumps? I mean, what
started this? "Volleyball is hard and it hurts my
feelings! I need a hug!" and all the other girls were
like, "Me too! Come in for a group hug, everybody!"
Could you imagine if they did this in baseball? After every pitch?! "Strike!" (everyone runs to the pitcher) "Hey, good pitch man!" Ass pats. Group hug. Everyone run back to their positions. "Ball!" (everyone runs to the pitcher) "That's ok, man! You can do this!" Ass pats. Team hug. Time out! I mean, come on, volleyball players! Why does this need to be a fucking group therapy session for fragile little flowers?! Can we just harden the fuck up and play a little volleyball?
Could you imagine if they did this in baseball? After every pitch?! "Strike!" (everyone runs to the pitcher) "Hey, good pitch man!" Ass pats. Group hug. Everyone run back to their positions. "Ball!" (everyone runs to the pitcher) "That's ok, man! You can do this!" Ass pats. Team hug. Time out! I mean, come on, volleyball players! Why does this need to be a fucking group therapy session for fragile little flowers?! Can we just harden the fuck up and play a little volleyball?
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