Advantages to
Turning Thirty
Dec/06/09 12:15
- More disposable income
- You learn that there aren't very many
real emergencies in life.
- You learn that your kids grow out of
almost everything on their own, so you
don't freak out so much over every little
thing they do.
- You can afford top-shelf alcohol, and
you find out that alcohol is one area
where higher-priced stuff is always
better than cheaper stuff. Except
wine.
- Cheap wine is better than expensive
wine.
- You learn that most good music
doesn't get played on the radio.
- You learn that you're not missing
anything if you go to bed before
midnight.
- You realize that going 9 mph over the
speed limit isn't as important as you and
your family arriving, albeit it a little
later, safely.
- You realize that social games are
just that: games.
- You learn that sometimes paying more
for a higher-quality item is worth every
penny.
- You realize that you're not going to
live forever. And it's ok.
- Sex is better.