“In the midst of winter, I finally found that there was in me an invincible summer.” -Albert Camus

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Advantages to Turning Thirty

  • More disposable income
  • You learn that there aren't very many real emergencies in life.
  • You learn that your kids grow out of almost everything on their own, so you don't freak out so much over every little thing they do.
  • You can afford top-shelf alcohol, and you find out that alcohol is one area where higher-priced stuff is always better than cheaper stuff. Except wine.
  • Cheap wine is better than expensive wine.
  • You learn that most good music doesn't get played on the radio.
  • You learn that you're not missing anything if you go to bed before midnight.
  • You realize that going 9 mph over the speed limit isn't as important as you and your family arriving, albeit it a little later, safely.
  • You realize that social games are just that: games.
  • You learn that sometimes paying more for a higher-quality item is worth every penny.
  • You realize that you're not going to live forever. And it's ok.
  • Sex is better.
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